I simply cannot this is occurring to me once more. Just when I thought things were going well, here we are back at square one. It's like a curse. Honestly, I'm starting to feel like giving up.
- I really need to change my luck
- Surely this is a dream
- This calls for a celebration (of sorts)
This Is Insane What Just Happened!
I could not believe my eyes the other day at the grocery store/park/mall. A cat was flying in the middle of the room/sky. It was so funny/weird/amazing I almost dropped my groceries/laughed out loud/ran away.
People were laughing and check here it took a while/minutes/seconds before someone/security/the police came to take care of it/figure out what was going on/stop the chaos. It was truly incredible/outrageous/unbelievable!
Can You Believe This?!
Wowzers! This is totally crazy. A guy was walking down the street and suddenly a herd of chickens came out over a car. They were hopping all over the place, and dogs were screaming. It was absolute chaos! Seriously! I had to share this crazy story with you guys.
I Still Can't Believe My Eyes!
It all started with a weird event. I was just eating/having/doing my lunch/dinner/usual routine when suddenly, it happened/things went haywire/the impossible occurred. My jaw slacked in utterdisbelief.
I couldn't comprehend what I was seeing/witnessing/observing. It was like something out of a dream. This can't be legit, right? It has to be a hallucination.
Perhaps I need to check my eyes/take a nap/pinch myself?
This Is Unbelievable!
Folks won't believe that just occurred. Oh my goodness, I feel I'm going to lose consciousness! The whole thing was just so wild.
- I can't even
- Like, for real
- I'm going to have to write this down
I gotta go! You won't believewhat happens next!
This Totally Boggles My Mind
Seriously, this whole thing is just making no sense. I keep trying to grasping it, but it's like decifering hieroglyphics. {Maybe I'm just missing something obvious|It could be that I'm not thinking about this the right way.
- Perhaps re-read what I've been told?